But I'll have in exchange"-here his eye flash'd with rage "That chap with the buttons-he gave me the Page!" "Come, come," the Saint answer'd, "you very well know The young man's no more his than your own to bestow Touch one button of his if you dare, Nick no; no! Cut your stick, sir-come, mizzle!-be off with you!go!" The Devil grew hot - "If I do I'll be shot! An you come to that, Cuthbert, I'll tell you what's what; He has asked us to dine here, and go we will not! Why, you Skinflint, -at least You may leave us the feast! Here we've come all that way from our brimstone abode, Ten million good leagues, Sir, as ever you strode, And the deuce of a luncheon we've had on the road-Go!' 'Mizzle!' indeed Mr. Saint, who are you, I should like to know? - 'Go?' - I'll be hanged if I do! He invited us all-we've a right here-it's known Here, Asmodeus mustard! a slice of that beef; now the What have you got? - oh, apple pie - try it with custard!" The Saint made a pause As uncertain, because He knew Nick is pretty well "up" in the laws, claws! On the whole, it was better, he thought, to retire And to compromise-(spite of the Member for Bath). So to Old Nick's appeal, heel, As he turn'd on his He replied, "Well, I'll leave you the mutton and veal, And the soup à la Reine, and the sauce Bechamel ! such, And don't make it late, But mind and go straight Home to bed when you've finish'd-and don't steal the plate! Nor wrench off the knocker, or bell from the gate. Walk away, like respectable Devils, in peace, police!" Having thus said his say, That Palmer grey Took up little Le Scroope, and walk'd coolly away, While the Demons all set up a "Hip! hip! hurray!" Then fell, tooth and claw, on the victuals, as they Had been guests at Guildhall upon Lord Mayor's day, All scrambling and scuffling for what was before 'em, No care for precedence or common decorum. Few ate more hearty Than Madam Astarte, And Hecate,-considered the Belles of the party. Between them was seated Leviathan, eager To "do the polite," and take wine with Belphegor; Here was Morbleu (a French devil), supping soup meagre, And there, munching leeks, Davy Jones of Tredegar organ To Mammon and Belial, and half a score dancers, Gave him the lie, Said he'd "blacken his eye," And dash'd in his face a whole cup of hot coffee lees ; Ramping and roaring, Hiccoughing, snoring, Never was seen such a riot before in A gentleman's house, or such profligate revelling Hark! as sure as fate The clock's striking (An hour which our ancestors called "getting late,") Rose up and addressed them. "'Tis full time," he said, "For all elderly Devils to be in their bed; For my own part I mean to be jogging, because HOST! OUR EXCELLENT -Many thanks for his kind hospitality-may Himself, and enjoy, in a family way, You'd, I'm sure, think me rude If I did not In the toast my young friend there, the curly-wigg'd Heir! |