The two Orphans. My chaise the village Inn did gain, Across the way I silent sped, That mouldered round the ancient Pile. There many an humble green-grave showed Oe'r those who, once, had wealth possessed. A faded Beech its shadow, brown;} A piece of Bread between them lay, "My little Children let me know Why you in such distress appear; And why you, wasteful, from you throw The little Boy, in accents sweet, Replied, whilst tears each other chased,. "Lady! we've not enough to eat; "And if we had we would not waste: "But sister Mary's naughty grown, • Indeed!' the wan-starved Mary said, Till Henry eats, I'll eat no more; But he's had none since the day before!? My heart did swell, my bosom heave, With looks that told a tale of wo, "Before my Father went away, "And then poor Mother sore did cry, "And bade us love each other well: "She said, that when the War is oe'r, "She kissed us both, and then she Died; "But when our Father came not here, "We, hand in hand, went many a mile, "But when we reached the Sea, and found " "Twas one great Water round us spread, "We thought, that Father must be Drowned, "And cried, and wished we both were Dead! "So we returned to Mother's grave, "And since no Parents we have here, "He lives in Heaven, Mother said, I clasped the Prattlers to my breast, And God will be your Father still; Your steps to guide, your hearts to cheer." By a Lady. The Whistle. A Fact. When I was a Child, at seven years old, my friends on a holiday, filled my pockets with Coppers. I went di rectly to a shop where they sold Toys for children; but, being charmed with the sound of a Whistle, that I met by the way in the hands of another boy, I voluntarily offered him all my money for it. I then came home, and went Whistling all over the house, much pleased with my Whis tle, but disturbing all the family. My brothers, and sisters, and cousins, understanding the bargain I had made, told me I had given four times as much for it as it was worth. This put me in mind what good things I might have bought with the rest of the money; and they laughed at me so much for my folly, that I cried with vexation; and the reflection gave me more chagrin than the Whistle gave me pleasure. This, however, was afterwards of use to me, the im- pression continuing on my mind; so that often, when I was tempted to buy some unnecessary thing, I said to myself Don't give too much for the Whistle! and so I saved my money. As I grew up, came into the world, and observed the actions of men, I thought I met with many, very many, who gave too much for their Wistles. When I saw any one too ambitious of court favors, sacrificing his time in attendance on levees, his repose, his liberty, his virtue, and perhaps his friends, to attain it, I have said to myself This man gives too much for his Whistle. When I saw another fond of popularity, constantly employing himself in political bustles, neglecting his own affairs, and ruining them by that neglect - He pays, indeed, said I, too much for his Whistle. If I knew a Miser, who gave up very kind of comfortable living, all the pleasure of doing good to others, all the esteem of his fellow-citizens, and the joys of benevolent friendship, for the sake of accumulating wealth-Poor man! said I, you do indeed pay too much for your Whistle. When I met a man of pleasure, sacrificing, every laudable improvement of the mind, or of his fortune, to mere corporal sensations - Mistaken, man! said I, you are providing pain for yourself instead of pleasure: you give too much for your Whistle. If I saw one fond of fine clothes, fine furniture, fine equipage, all above his fortune, for which he had contracted debts, and ended his career in prison — Alas! said I, he has paid dear, very dear, for his Whistle. When I saw a beautiful, sweet-tempered Girl married to an ill-natured brute of a Husband What a pity it is, said I, that she has paid so much for a Whistle. In short, I conceived that great part of the miseries of mankind were brought upon them by the false estimates they had made of the value of things, and by their having given too much for their Whistles. Notwithstanding the following Soliloquy presents more passages requiring Interpretation than any Piece in the Collection, yet I shall waive all Remarks and Translations upon it, at present; as I never met with but One gentleman who had apprehended it, as it meets my mind; and as this is not the place to enter into a formal disquisition of what Commentators and Translators have made of it, I shall reserve my Interpretations and Animadversions for some fitter occasion. HAMLET'S Soliloquy, on Life and Death. To be, or not to be? that is the question: Devoutly to be wished! To Sleep! perchance, to Dream-ay,' there's the Rub! For, in that Sleep of Death, what Dreams may come; When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us Pause. That makes Calamity of so long life There's the respect For Who would bear the whips and scorns o' the time, That patient merit of the unworthy takes, Who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of Thought; SHAKESPEARE, |